Bring on the Laughs (And the Drinks!) Get the conversation flowing as fast as the cocktails with these hilariously blunt cocktail napkins from Twisted Wares. Perfect for the host who likes their drinks stiff and their humor dry, this set features two brutally honest variations that say exactly what everyone is thinking. And because the punchline needs back-up, the reverse side of both styles drops the hammer with a definitive: "No, seriously." Printed on premium, thick paper, they are as functional as they are funny—because protecting your tables shouldn't be boring. Package Includes: 30 premium 3-ply napkins Dimensions: 5" x 5" (folded) Variations: "Please Leave by 9PM." and "Please pretend you're having fun." (Both feature "No, seriously." on the back)