Welcome... to Fatherhood. They said it would be a walk in the park. They just forgot to mention the park is full of unpredictable, loud, tiny predators who constantly scream for snacks and ignore basic instructions. This hilarious 20oz tumbler is the ultimate survival gear for any dad trying to navigate the daily chaos without getting eaten alive. Featuring a bold, classic movie-inspired logo, it’s the perfect way to hold 20 ounces of pure caffeine (or something stronger) to keep his reflexes sharp. Life finds a way... and so does Dad. Side Effects May Include: An urge to yell "Clever girl" when a toddler successfully opens a child-proof lock, and extreme territorial behavior over the TV remote. Survival Tip: Fill to the brim before attempting to enter the living room.