Because keeping everyone alive is a headache. Move over, over-the-counter pills. There is a new, extra-strength relief in town, and it holds 20 ounces of pure, unadulterated caffeine (or whatever liquid sanity he prefers). Formulated specifically to combat acute symptoms of "Dad, where are my shoes?", sudden thermostat adjustments, and chronic eye-rolling from terrible puns. This Father's Day, skip the generic tie and give him the maximum strength dosage of appreciation he actually needs. Side Effects May Include: Unsolicited advice about lawn care, extreme afternoon napping, and an inflated sense of humor. Dosage: Fill with 20oz of hot coffee or a cold stiff drink. Repeat daily.