Yes you read that correctly. Fake Tampon booze tubes; no need to double check. If you are fed up of paying high drink costs on a night out then why not smuggle in your own booze with you and just pay for a mixer? With these brilliant Fake Tampon Tubes from Smuggle Your Booze, you can do exactly that. Simply fill with your chosen spirit, insert top plug, and slip into the tampon wrapper. No bouncer in his right mind is going to ask to look at your tampons and no one is going to look twice at your concealed drink. Perfect for nights out, festivals, Cruise ships, the races, a secret Santa gift or even just something to raise a laugh on a girls night out. Products are food & beverage safe and each pack contains 5 tubes and wrappers. Additional wrappers can be purchased if needed.

Elevate your nights out with the Hand Cream & Hand Sanitizer Stealth Flask Combo Pack. It’s not just about saving money; it’s about adding a dash of fun and secrecy to your adventures. Whether for personal use or as a hilarious gift, this combo pack promises a memorable experience. Cheers to sneaky sips and unforgettable moments! 7 oz and 4 oz liquid capacities; includes funnel and five seals.

Tired of overpriced drinks cramping your style? Enter the Umbrella Flask, your new best friend for sneaking in your favorite libations wherever you go. Disguised as a classic umbrella, this innovative flask lets you skip the bar tab and enjoy your night without breaking the bank. 9 fl oz capacity; 16 oz weight.

Discover the ultimate in covert convenience with the Smart Phone Stealth Flask. Disguised as a sleek smartphone, this ingenious flask lets you carry up to 4 oz. of your favorite drink discreetly and stylishly. Perfect for concerts, festivals, sporting events, or anywhere else you want to enjoy a beverage without the hassle of overpriced drinks or nosy security. BPA free food grade material.

Celebrate another year of life with a dose of humor! Our “Happy Birthday, you can cross 'dying young' off your list of things to be worried about” card is the perfect blend of wit and warmth. Designed for the friend who enjoys a cheeky laugh, this card acknowledges their special day while reminding them that they’ve made it through another year. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny generic fill-in-the-blank vintage-inspired die-cut card. "Here's your obligatory card. Happy...Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Attention slackers and procrastinators, our “I Saw This Card and Thought, ‘Fuck It, This Will Do’” greeting card is the perfect solution for literally any occasion—birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Mother's Day, or whatever life throws your way! This card says it all with zero effort in the funniest way possible. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. "You Suck Less Than Most People". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Introducing our "Mayo Birthday Wishes Come True" Punny Card! Prepare to add a dash of randomness and a dollop of laughter to your loved one's special day. This whimsical card features a vintage-styled mayo jar, complete with a clever pun that is sure to bring a smile to their face. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A vintage-inspired funny romantic greeting card. "Thanks for All the Orgasms". Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A funny vintage-inspired birthday greeting card. "Happy Birthday to the Love of My Life and Biggest Pain in My Ass. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Specialty die cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

A vintage-style sympathy card featuring a bouquet with a tag that bluntly says, "Well, fuck." Perfect for sending heartfelt condolences with a touch of raw honesty. Say it like it is with this uniquely candid and empathetic card. Soft-touch cardstock, 4.375 in x 5.75 in, includes A2 kraft envelope.

A funny vintage-inspired greeting card. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Get ready to inspire and encourage with our motivational card: “May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man!” Featuring a funny vintage-style illustration, this card is all about giving someone the boost they need to chase their dreams and do great things. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

Humorous vintage-inspired greeting card featuring a card game pun. Printed in the USA. • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside • All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

"Smuggle Your Booze" hidden in plain sight with this flask that looks like a real cell phone! Levers on the side, that look like the camera and volume buttons, deploy the hidden spout. Pretty clever, huh?

"Smuggle Your Booze" hidden in plain sight with these flasks that look like tampons in sealed wrappers! Each package includes 5 "Booze Tubes" that slip into the sealable tampon wrapper. What security guard is going to inspect, much less touch, a tampon??

"Smuggle Your Booze" hidden in plain sight with these flasks that look like tampons in sealed wrappers! Each package includes 5 "Booze Tubes" that slip into the sealable tampon wrapper. What security guard is going to inspect, much less touch, a tampon??